Drunk Sardar Ji

A drunken Sardarji falls from the 1st floor. People gathered around & asked him what happened Sardarji? He said "I don't know, I also came just now".

Uske Deedaar ko tarapti aankhe

Khub nahi khubsurat ho tum,
Dil mein jo chahiye woh murat ho tum,
Mile thay mujhko ajnabee bankar,
Aaj meri zindagi ki zarurat ho tum...


Har shaam se tera isshar kiya karte hain,
Har khwaab mein tera deedar kiya karte hain,
Deewane hee toh hain hum,
Jo har waqt tere milne ka intezaar kiya karte hain!!!


Jab achanak unka deedar hota hai,
Dil mein dheemi si dhadkan ruk jaati hai,
Itni khubsurat hai aankhein unki,
Ki nazar milate hee nazar jhuk jaati hai...


Shaam hote hee dil udaas hota hai,
Tute khwaab ke siva kucch naa paas hota hai,
Aap ki yaad uss waqt bahut aati hai,
Jab kisi apne ka ehsaas hota hai...


Unke chehre pe iss kadar ka noor hai,
Ki unki yaad mein rona bhi manzoor hai,
Bewafa bhi nahi keh sakte unko,
Pyaar toh humne kiya hai woh toh bekasoor hain...

Munna Bhai aur Circuit ki Bijli

Munna: Arey! Circuit, yaar ye baarish ke waqt bijali kyun chamakti hai?
Circuit: bhai bole toh, Indradev torch maar ke dekhta hoyega, ki kahi sukha toh nahi reh gaya...

Telecom - Its Benefits to Institution in cost cutting

Recently, I had seen in newspapers and magazine articles that Telecommunication had been the most epochal inventions for mankind. Certainly, I agree that it was one of the major factors that I am currently writing a blog on this website. In short telecommunication is the biggest inventions of all times.The major help for people like me is being able to chat for almost the whole day, check emails and do all major business or leisure work. Another major benefit is that I can post and communicate more easily on Social media websites. Amazingly, these Social media websites had been the biggest way to interact with a lot many people I know, or in some case lots and lots of people that I do not know.

In recent times there had been an increasing trend to use of telecommunication in business. With lot many companies offering affordable business phone plans to clients with high calling requirements. I seldom see people using a lot of separate business phone line for their office and business use. Another growing trend is of having more business phone lines in an office.

Well, what is the benefit of having multiple business phone lines?
The one of the biggest factor is that your business phone will never be engaged when a clients tries to contact you, in this case using more business phone line could be beneficial as you will never loose a client. Now as a universal rule everything in the world comes for a price. True but not everything is of exuberant price.

There are business phone plans that are not costly, cheap and affordable for small and medium business.What you require is to understand your needs and then select one from these amazing cheap phone lines and business phone plans for your business and office use. Selecting a plan that is economical as well as beneficial for your needs should be the top priority of the search to get the best for your business.

The Invent of the Advent Blogging

Since long i had been thinking that how i can use my writing and put it to a better use. I started to write on my friends and days of college and fun, then i switched to writing some serious stuff like about relationships and girlfriends. Then life took another turn and i started to write for www.Blogcytes.com

This websiteBlogcytes Blog Advertising Network made me think that i can use my writing and blogs to a better use of helping others find the best possible opportunities online. The world needs advertisers to buzz their products to viewers and consumers in such a way that they get the value for the money they spend.

Since Blogging had started to become a profession for many users to write and share ideas and thought with over zillions of readers all over the world. its equally necessary to share correct information on products, the best thing is to get reviews for you products. The genuine reviews from bloggers could fetch a product goodwill and buzz its rankings to an all time high. This is where Blogcytes helps users to identify the correct products to search and identify the best one with the help of blogcytes reviews.

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Is dil ki chot

Chot khate hain aur muskurate hain,
Iss dil ko sabr karna sikhate hain,
Hum toh gam lekar bhi yaad rakhte hain,
Aur ek woh hain ki gam dekar bhi bhool jaate hain...

Ae Zindagi Tu us par Nyochawat

Ae zindagi yu mujhse daga na kar,
Main zinda rahoon ye dua na kar,
Koi dekhta hai usse toh hoti hai jalan,
Ae hawa tu bhi usse chua na kar...

Ek Chehra Chaand Sa

Kitna haseen chand ka chehra hai,
Uss pe shabab ka rang gehra hai,
Khuda ko yakeen na tha wafa pe,
Tabhi toh ek chand pe hazaaro taaro ka pehra hai...

Love India

The Wonderful world of Internet never lets anyone feel away from his native land. just like the Blog My India shows the love of an Indian living away from his homeland, India and writes about his country while living in the west. I salute the spirit of this person who loves his country so much.

SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI
SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....

SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...

AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE.
A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM.
SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS.
AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS
WAH KYA NISHANA HAI.

1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA;
SONA KAHAN HAI?;
SARDAR BOLA ;ULLU KE PATTHE. PURA GHAR KHALI HAI,
KAHIN BHI SOJA..;

Teacher: 'A' for?
Student: Apple !!!
Teacher: Jor se bolo
Student: JAI MATA DI

Have a nice day! ----- * Achcha din lo!

What's up? ----- *Uppar kya hai?

You're kidding! ----- *Tum bachche bana rahe ho!

Don't kid me! ----- * Mujhe bachcha mat banaao!

Yo, baby! What's up? -----* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man! -----* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man! ----* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don't mess with me, dude.----- * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She's so fine! ----- * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick's mine, okay!?----- * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek hai?

Hey good looking; what's cooking? ----* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts? ----- * Kya aap akhrot hain?

Son of a gun.----- * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party. ---- * Party mein patthar feko.

And the best one is.....

How do you do? ----- * Kaise karte ho?

Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them.

Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.

Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone.

Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.

Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

3+ 3 =8
Bataao Kaise?











Bataao Bataao!







Nahi Pata?!!








Are
Galati se!!!!!!!!!!!

Sometimes in life v tend 2 run so fast tht v don't notice friends running with us, we only notice thm wen we fall & they r there to hold us. So run, as I'm there 2 hold U

• Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond. If u get diamond, don't ever forget the gold coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.

• Open ur door when u r alone, open ur heart when u feel sad, but don't open ur hand when u need a friend, coz I'm already holding ur hand forever.

• U r my best friend forever & always we're together too much but far not enough & if u die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two

• Stars are unapproachable, Sun is very hot... Moon is too far... So God gave me a friend like you so that I can say 'I've my own little Universe'

Friends are amazing when they are new, they are wonderful when they are true, but do you know they are a Blessing when they are like U.

• Birth is the start of life; Beauty is the art of life; Mystery, risk & tensions are part of life but friends like U are Heart of life.

• Each day God sends his angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings or with halo. Instead, they come in disguise & we call 'em friends. Thnx 4 being an angel to me!

• No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send, just a..caring heart saying....Take Care always my dear friend.

• Hearts could only luv for a while, feet cud only walk for a mile, clothes won't forever be in style but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.

One liners -- Hidden meanings

Today's Professional Management FUNDAS

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on
the same"

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting
done "At least not tomorrow!"

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I
have already decided , I will tell you what to do"

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will
talk later"

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension
of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver
on time."

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually
fought"

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help
you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me
earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

13."We need to find out the real reason" means " Well I will tell you
where your fault is"

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just
ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything
about it"

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble "

What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon
rupaye fase huye hain.

1980 girls: Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls: Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!

Similarity between Gandhiji & Mallika?
Dono ne kapde tyag diye,
ek ne desh ke liye,
doosre ne Deshwasion ke liye!

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

FOOL se, FOOL ne,
FOOLon ki FOOLwari me
FOOL ke sath wish kiya '
You are the most beautiFOOL,
colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS

PAPPU N TEACHER

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : "HIJKLMNO! "!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it's H to O !
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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do you spell "crocodile"?
PAPPU : "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU. Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"
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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
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TEACHER : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots !
PAPPU: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like that at home.
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TEACHER : Now, PAPPU, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating ?
PAPPU: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER : PAPPU, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ?
PAPPU: No, teacher, it's the same dog !
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TEACHER : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PAPPU: A teacher
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